The Cowboys-Giants game on Sunday night began at 8:20 Eastern Time,
and by around 8:45, the only question left to be answered was how awful this game would be.
Dallas triumphed in the contest, which is comparable to arguing that the Ice Age was a little brisk.
The statistics show that the Cowboys delivered a beating that was essentially unmatched in franchise history.
ESPN Stats & Info reports (Giants supporters, keep your eyes closed):
First since the 1999 Steelers accomplished it to the Browns, Dallas is the sixth club in NFL history to begin their season with a 40-plus point shutout on the road.
The Cowboys became the only club in NFL history to begin the season by blanking
a team that had advanced to the postseason the previous year by a score of 40 points or more.